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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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Do you have any secrets that would help you get through a zombie apocalypse? (x)

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akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

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geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

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bluechaos92:

tyleroakley:

The Seven Deadly Sins of Disney

Finally -someone who didn’t depict Lust using a female character.

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  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
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shubbabang:

My mom is so understanding of me. 

Especially when I’m crying and being emotionally distressed over fictional characters.

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sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

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guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

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poehlersvortex:

My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early. - Amy Poehler

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laughingnancy:

itsybitsyparker:

consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan:

moonymoons:

give me liberty, or give me butts

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